world's shortest fairytale

ladyfox sent this little fwd to me - and don't be telling me it's not funny because somewhere inside you know it feels true.

World Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank Martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

As a single baby it brings some assurance that the good days go on ...