office circular

This was an email circular sent in my office today:

Subject: INCREASE IN ARMED ROBBERY INCIDENTS

Dear Colleagues, I have received Police intelligence information that criminals are targeting business houses to rob. This is evident this week when they robbed WESTAC BANK WAIGANI, STOP N SHOP NORTH WAIGANI & TST GEREHU. In all these incidents thugs involved were reported to be armed with high powered weapons.If you are in a bank or a shop when a Robbery takes place, do not panic but keep calm. The criminals will always know where to go to get what are after and leave immediately but if they are threatened they will not hesitate to use force. If there is shooting or discharging of firearms in the bank or shop you must lie down flat on the floor and keep your head down until the shooting stops or you are told to get up. Most of us take our child/ren with us when we go shopping. You must control their movement whilst inside the shop and never let them wander off themselves. It will be very difficult to control your child/ren if they not beside you when incident of armed robbery take place. They can easily become victims. Please extend information to staff not on email.