what did you see today : 5 : split
today i saw a round lady with a headband charging at me with her newspaper as i straddled the left corner of the packed morning elevator, she squeezed/dived through the shutting doors and then pinched me and said "your skirt has split and i can see your pink underpants"
2 Comments:
Love it!
so not fun.
had to squeeze my way off lift and out of rush-hour office and sidle my way to car and get home to change. EVERYONE saw pink grundies that day.
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