more wahroonga than wapenamanda

last friday someone at work told me ricebag was "more wahroonga than wapenamanda"

all that know ricebag know all the places she is from and I pray that you know there isn't one way in hell that I am or that I'd ever want to be more wahroonga than anywhere else, least of wapenamanda, the wide flushing valley of my mother's father and all in his purview which he called his